Alternative to lemonade

I got this from Walter Becker's newsletter... he attributes to a Lama Dudrup Golyakin, M.T.P., D.C.,
of Upcountry, Hawaii. Keep in mind Becker is a notorious smart-ass satirist:


"don't waste money, don't make bad karma, if life
give you lemon tree, then piss on it every day
and take shower!"

-joan smith